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bassoon-ninja:

I call this the golden dorito

golden doratio

bassoon-ninja:

I call this the golden dorito

golden doratio

(Source: oopsabird)

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

(Source: mishasteaparty)

currently watching Frozen by myself and flipping off Hans every time he does something charming

offtide:

I had ‘em.  I can handle it.”  

"Yeah, yeah.  All I’m saying is — be careful. Now hold still."

This was supposed to be a color palette challenge response, but I went a little overkill, oops.

(Source: lohan)

spicyshimmy:

jim kirk is the kind of person who is held prisoner in a room with a heavy ass typewriter

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a sharp, knife-like letter opener

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a heavy metal whatever this thing is

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a big ol’ trash can which would be excellent for smashy smash

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and instead of using any of these things he’s like, my weapon of choice?

is a fucking blanket

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creativity, thy middle name is tiberius

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(Source: distant-truth)

lordeddardstark:

what do we say to the god of death?

me: sean bean is that way